A NIGHT IN THE BAR: Bartender: Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before… Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink Bartender: What kind of Job? Man: Well. I am a Consultant. Bartender: Whats that? Man: Its a logical thinker. Bartender: Logical Think, what? Man: Let me explain it with an Example. Do you have a dog? Bartender: Yes! Man: That means you love animals Bartender: True! Man: That mean you love your kids too. Bartender: Yes True! Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married. Bartender: Very True! Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife. Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these? Man: That’s logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay! Bartender: Impressive! Man: Time to leave. Bye! (About 20 minute later the Bartender’s Boss Comes) Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today. Boss: Consultant!! Whats that?? Bartender: A logical thinker. Boss: Logical what?? Bartender: I’ll explain it with an Example Boss: Okay! Bartender: Do you have a DOG? Boss: No! Bartender: That means you are Gay! BOSS DIED…!!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 10:28:08 +0000
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