A Naija Boy that Can kiss u. For more than 10mins. Without reaching for ur bra or to unzip ur skirt... Husband material! Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush hes been using since 2003! Ki lo de! Ladies be looking like rainbows nowadays. Red weave, Orange nails, Yellow teeth, Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips Why count your money in front of d ATM? Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that says incomplete..? My children, if NYSC posts you to a volatile state, reject it o. Even the bible says Fear North. For the 1st time in my life I saw people get on a bus one by one in Oshodi. No pushing or touching. Ebola has given Nigerians manners. A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki. The two owners came out, inspected the damage, exchanged business cards and left. # Swag CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. It is only Nigeria Police that will stop your car and do the work of VIO, LASTMA and Road Safety together. You are chatting with your babe via BBM then She tweets Bored AF....my Guy, BREAK-UP with her. Why is it when u transport something by car, its called a shipment? But when u transport something by ship, its called cargo? The height of wickedness is telling a fat lady, God Go Make U Bigger ☹ If after snapping with # SamsungGalaxyKZ oom u still look ugly just forget it bcos ur ugliness is peak milk ~ ITS IN U Very soon ehn MTN will be like Dear customer, are u hungry?, text HGY to 33104 for tips on what to eat. You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . what were you expecting her to say? wisdom and understanding?? SINCE1990 theyve been telling us about leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of yesterday in power Its only inside Bollywood you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps and join you GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics !! They get WET without bathing, They BLEED without injury... They give MILK without eating grass. N5000 to paint nails?? How much them dey take paint room and parlour?
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 12:41:03 +0000
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