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A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR... A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. What do you mean? said the pirate, I feel fine. What about the wooden leg? You didnt have that before. Well, said the pirate, We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but Im fine now. The bartender replied, Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand? The pirate explained, We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but Im fine, really. What about that eye patch? Oh, said the pirate, One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye. Youre kidding, said the bartender. You couldnt lose an eye just from bird shit. It was my first day with the hook.

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