A Priest At The Airport Customs While on a flight from Switzerland, a distinguished young woman, said to a priest beside her, Father, may I ask you for a favour? Of course,” said the priest. “What may I do for you? Well,” said the woman. “I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there anyway, you could carry it through Customs for me? Perhaps, say under your robes? I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie. The priest said. With your honest face, Father, no one will question you. The woman said. When they got to the Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, Father, do you have anything to declare? The priest said, From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The official thought this answer was as strange as they come, so he asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? The priest without mincing words said. I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. Roaring with laughter, the official said, Go ahead, Father. Next! More: eviparker.wordpress
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 03:59:30 +0000
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