A Republican in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, Is that Jesus sitting over there? The waitress nodded yes, so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, Is that Jesus, over there? The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, My treat. The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on roller skates. He skated over to a booth, sat down, and hollered, Hey there honey! Hows about getting me a cold mug of Bud Light He too looked across the restaurant and asked, Isnt that Gods boy over there? The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. On my bill, he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him, and said, For your kindness, you are healed. The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him, and said, For your kindness, you are healed. The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, and he too began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat...... The Democrat jumped up and yelled, Dont touch me... Im on full disability.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 17:25:21 +0000
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