A SOLDIERS FRIENDSHIP TO A SOLDIER 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get, until youre NOT. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING! 6. When your confused -- I will try to use only small words . 7. When your sick -- Stay the f*** away from me until you are well again. I dont want whatever youve got. 8. When you fall, I will laugh my head off at you, you clumsy arse, .........but Ill help you up. This is my oath.... I pledge it too the end. Why? you may ask; Because you are my friend you are my brother. Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 11:30:18 +0000
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