A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, Hey arent you going to pay for that? The man says, Excuse me, Castros Army. The bartender says, Oh Sorry comrade! and the man leaves. A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, Hey arent you going to pay for that? The man says, Excuse me, Castros Army. The bartender says Ah, I understand .. No problem Comrade and the man leaves. The Scotsman has been cannilly watching all this and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, Hey arent you going to pay for that? The Scotsman says, Excuse me, Castros Army. The bartender says, No way, Im not buying that shite! Where is your big black beard? The Scotsman hoiks up his Kilt and says, Secret Service
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 21:47:17 +0000
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