A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. Ill explain WHY later. The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, He went that way. After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt And said, I cant thank you enough Sister, but you see I dont want to go To Iraq. The nun said she can fully understand the fear. The soldier added, I hope you dont think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs Ive ever seen. The nun replied, If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls youve ever seen! I dont want to go to Iraq either. Join Humor 18+ for more
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 09:06:51 +0000
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