A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her,Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. Ill explain WHY later. The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied,He went that way. After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt And said,I cant thank you enough Sister, but you see I dont want to go To Iraq. The nun said she can fully understand the fear. The soldier added,I hope you dont think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs Ive ever seen. The nun replied,If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls youve ever seen! I dont want to go to Iraq either.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 13:58:07 +0000
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