A Trini guy is suspicious of his wife, thinking she has been cheating on him. On one rainy afternoon he comes home unexpectedly early, trying to catch her in the act. The wife hears his car approaching and sends the other man running out clothes-less in the rain and asked that he wait in the backyard until the coast is clear. As the husband walks inside he sees through a window a naked man standing out in the rain. ONE SLAP (WAP!). Husband: Gyul yuh hornin’ meh! Wife: No! Husband: Den who is da naked man standing there wit he ass hanging out in the pouring rain? Yuh lyin’! Next slap, WAP! Wife: Yea, I hornin’ yuh, yuh ass! You’re never around and you don’t bring me any money! And that is the man that does buy me my clothes, my jewelry, your clothes, the laptop AND the flat screen tv in the living room! Husband: Wait, is he who does buy meh clothes, the laptop AND the flat screen?!?!?!?!?! NEXT SLAP WAP!! Husband: HE DOES DO ALL A DAT AND YUH GO HAVE THE MAN STANDING OUT IN THE RAIN! BRING HIM BACK INSIDE, BEFORE HE CATCH A COLD!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 14:00:01 +0000
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