A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist? Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE! Bad Mood Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’. A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back. Letter Bomb! Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs. Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.” Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.” Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!” Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you! Today’s lesson at school is Animal science Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called? Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby. The Exam During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam.. Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks. Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For copying. Akpors: How do you know that I was copying? Teacher: I saw you looking under the table. Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “. Akpos Papa Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do??? Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell ” LION ” Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO//
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 23:06:13 +0000
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