A Wife is like a TV and a Girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE... ••At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your CELLPHONE ••Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your CELLPHONE ••TV is free for life , but for the CELLPHONE! , if you dont pay, the services will be terminated ••TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable ••Operational costs for TV is often acceptable , but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding ••TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesnt ahha ••Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not) ••Lastly! TVs dont have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 19:15:52 +0000
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