A beautiful young woman, on an international flight turns to the priest Akpos beside her and asked; Father, may I ask a favour? Akpos the priest said; Of course you may. What can I do for you? The woman said; Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid that they’ll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps? Akpos the priest said; I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you. I will not lie. The woman said; With your honest face, Father, no one will question you. When they got to Customs, the young lady let Akpos the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked; Father, do you have anything to declare? Akpos said; From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked; And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? Akpos said; I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. Roaring with laughter, the Officer said; God bless you, Father, you can go.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 19:35:56 +0000
Trending Topics
© 2015