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A blonde hurries in to the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. How did this happen? The emergency room doctor asked her. Well,i was trying to commit suicide the blonde replied. Whaatt? Sputtered the doctor,u tried to commit ur finger off ? No silly ! the blonde said.1st i put the gun to my chest & i thought i just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,im not shooting my self in the chest So then ? asked the doctor. Then i put the gun in my mouth & i thought i just paid $3000,00 to get my teeth straightened,im not shooting my self in the mouth so then ? Asked the doctor Then i put the gun to my ear & i thought this is going to make a loud noise so i put my finger in the other ear before i pulled the trigger.

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