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A brush with death today (which turned out to be indigestion) got me thinking; I dont have a will. So I figure, why not make it out on social media....first off REO speed wagons keep on lovin you MUST be played. Also Mickey Jones has to perform perfect friend by Macho Man Randy Savage. If not imma kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap. Also Id like to be belly down-bare ass-so those who dont like me can kiss it (or at least be put off by it). As for my estate; Chris Spaulding will receive my edited copy of devil without a cause (Ill be buried with the explicit version) I want you to drink half a fifth of jim, pour out half for me, and sing only god knows why really loud and off key. To David Wright I leave my Denzel Washington boxed set. Make sure to say dats Denzel bowww!!! At all appropriate junctures....i wanna leave my skateboard to Tyrone Porter, on the condition he bust a buttery ass tre flip off topskis.. And to everyone else-you all may have one strand of my beautiful, luxurious, Fabio esque hair, which is a pretty sweet deal so remember to share. Just remember share-Blairs-hair......an with that, let my will be done...
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 01:50:07 +0000

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