A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... +Tourist: $8.00 +Boiled Missionary: $10.00 +Fried Explorer: $12.50 +Baked Politician $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, Why such a high price for the Politicians? The cook replied, Have you ever tried to clean one? Theyre so full of shit, it takes all morning.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 15:53:02 +0000