A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... +Tourist: $5.00 +Broiled Missionary: $10.00 +Fried Explorer: $15.00 +Politician: Baked Labour or Grilled Green $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, Why such a high price for the politicians? The cook replied, Have you ever tried to clean one? Theyre so full of shit, it takes all morning.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 22:10:46 +0000