A certain Yoruba man always goes to eat Rice and stew in a restaurant, so one day when he went to eat at the restaurant they saidStew neva done yet, The man said no probs just bring the ordinary rice for me, so he ate the ordinary rice. Immediately he finished eating, they said the stew is done. The man saidbring the stew wey una suppose put 4 ma riceso they gave him d stew, This guy just drank the stew.B4 I know wetin dey happen, dis guy start to tumble and scatter d whole place, he used his body 2 hit d ground several times. We managed to hold him down and ask him what was wrong. The guy saidI dey mix d rice and stew wey dey inside my belle __________________ (1) WHO IS THE BIGGEST OLODO? DRIVER OR CONDUCTOR?... A bus conductor & his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant DRIVER: You be olodo (illiterate) CONDUCTOR: how? I know book pass you! DRIVER: ok! Wetin be 2 times 2 CONDUCTOR br /> ahaha! Very simple! the answer na 22 DRIVER: See wayo!! I no gree . Na person tell you the answer. __________________ (2) Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names. He asked her, So what do u want to be calling me? She said, Ill be calling u TIGER. Why? he asked. Coz ure handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics. She then asked him, What will u be calling me? Mr Akpors said, Zebra The lady still smiling seductively, Wow, thats lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name? Because of ur STRETCH MARKS YEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (4) In a church an akwa ibom ladywanted 2 share her testimony of a miraculous pregnancy but becus of her wrong way of pronouncing L nd R she said: bledlen plaise d rod. church: haleluyah sis: una see me b4 i no fit born pikin den i cum dis church nd i see pastor den pastor say make i com plivate player meeting. na for dere pastor come follow him rod talk say i nid pikin na so him rod arise and do wonder for ma body and now i don dey two months plegnant. Make una abeg help me plaise d rod of pastor. Immediately, d pastor fainted........ ... (4) U go Fear Hw Person Dey Use Mathematical Terms 2 Woo Babe....... * Dia Luv, Yestaday I Was passing by ur rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There, i saw u wit ur cute circular face, conical nose n spherical eyes stndn in ur triangular garden. B4 seeing u, ma hrt was a null set; buh wen a vector of magnitude (likeness) from ur eyes @ a deviatn tita radiance made a tangent 2 ma hrt, it differentiatd. Ma luv 4 u is a quadratic equatn wit real roots which only u can solve by making good binary relation wit me. The cosine of ma luv 4 u extnds 2 infinity. I promise d@ i shall nt resolve u in2 patial frctns buh if i do so, u cn integrate me by applyn d limitsfrom zero 2 infinity, u r as essential 2 me as an element to a set. D geometry of ma lyf revolves around ur acute personality* hehehehe
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