A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, Whats wrong with you, honey? - Havent you ever seen a naked woman before? The old Jewish driver answered, Let me tell you sumsing, lady I vasnt staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from. The drunk woman giggled and responded, Well, if youre not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then? He paused a moment, then told her...Vell, Mam, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?
Posted on: Fri, 13 Jun 2014 20:48:32 +0000
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