A couple watching a Premier League match together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Saint Obi? Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor. Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother. Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match. Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea. Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad. Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. Its a free Kick. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick? Husband: mute, not uttering a word. Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone? Husband: He is communicating with his lines man. Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something? Frustrated husband turns off the TV. *Wife turns it on and watches African Magic.* Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson? Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Dont disturb me. Who wicked pass?
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 06:50:40 +0000
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