A day in the Life of the PREMIERS I woke up to a beautiful SONNY morning. I had gone to bed early so I wouldn’t need an afternoon NAPA before I went out. I went to the LUI TOUPOU and then got changed. I was so excited and BOYD by the ROOSTERS great season so far. FRANKLY I couldn’t care who we played. I can guarantee I’m no ROBINSON Crusoe when it came to believing that the ROOSTERS would win. I know some people think we fLUKEd it in, but not me. I went outside and had to MOA the lawn. But I had to get our pet rabbit of the grass, so I chased it and it ran into a corner. I had CORDNERd it and it surrended meekly. Sounds like the footy team. Last year I had accidently MOAd over our pet rabbit and I had to bury it in a wooden DOWELLed box and dig a HAR GRAVES in the backyard. I promised my mates that I would have a BBQ if the ROOSTERS won but if they lost I would have had to have the BBQ mALONEy. My SONNY had his best FRIEND over and they were watching SHRECK 3.They are best FRIENDS and he is my mate AUBS SON. My youngest daughter was watching SHAUN the sheep. I much prefer SHAUN of the dead. I grabbed my GUERRA sunglasses and headed out to the game. There were some idiots on the road with MANLY flags, they really PEARCEd me off. They were playing some songs by WILL I AMs so loud it was giving me a head ache.Worst still I think I wrecked my suspension when I hit a MITCH in the road. That will cost me a few BILLS to fix. Ricky Martin was great as the entertainment and he even had a midget on stage with him. The midget was playing a MINI CHELO and he was awesome. It was great to see the best MORTIMER of them all in ROOSTERS colours. My Italian mate SAM said he “wished he got MOR TIMER on the field than last week.” As I looked around the crowd I saw the ex boss of ASADA Richard Ings and his wife JENN INGS. I hope he wasn’t there to test the ROOSTERS. Well the ROOSTERS won and I’m done for the year. ROGER that, over and out.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Oct 2013 09:59:58 +0000
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