A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, Is this a union house? No, she replied, Im sorry it isnt. Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The house gets $80 and the girls get $20, she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules The man asked, And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get? The girls get $80 and the house gets $20. Thats more like it! the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. Id like her, he said. Im sure you would, sir, said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, shes next.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 19:05:16 +0000
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