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A detour forced me to select a different route to work. This resulted in being delayed at a railroad crossing. While I’m sitting there I hear a small plane flying over that didn’t sound quite right. Suddenly, it begins to attempt an emergency landing on the other side of the crossing, but heading right for the train, and me. The collision with the train kept the plane from hitting me, but it derailed the train. The derailed cars smashed into me on the passenger side and sent me and my car flying over a cliff. At the bottom of the cliff is a dock yard loaded with ships. My car smashed straight through a ship that had just been unloaded. I went through the open cargo doors and crashed through the hull. The resulting hole was too big block and the ship sank on top of my car. Fortunately, the air bags did their job and kept me alive through all of this. As the ship descended over my car, it pushed it to side and sheared the top completely off. I seemed to escape everything in tact except for several deep lacerations. As I began swimming for the surface with blood clouding the water red I found myself the main course in a shark feeding frenzy. This, of course, ended my life. But the story doesn’t end there. 24 hours before all this occurred; I was battling a cold and had taken more than the recommended doses. One of the sharks involved in terminating my life was caught and when cleaned, one of my pinkie fingers was found. A toxicology test was run and my overuse of the cold medicine was discovered. Based on the finding my cause of death was recorded as a drug overdose. The insurance company claimed the overdose was deliberate and therefore my death was a suicide so no benefits would be paid. Since I was not on my usual route to work, my employer ruled that I had voluntarily terminated my employment when I deviated from my usual route, which was prior to the accident, and therefore was no longer eligible for any death benefits. And now you why I’m back to record these events, and haunting these lands and seas.

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