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A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says Youre the biggest man I have ever seen. The man nods his head, and replies Im 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, Im Turner Brown. The dwarf faints! After coming to his senses, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, I said Im 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown. The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. For a minute there, I thought you said Turn Around.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 19:28:47 +0000

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