A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. I understand youre claiming damages for the injuries youre supposed to have suffered? Stated the counsel for the insurance company. Yes, thats right, replied the farmer, nodding his head. You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied,Ive never felt better inn my life. Is that the case? Yeah, but… stammered the farmer. A simple yes or not will suffice, counsel interrupted quickly. Yes, Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmers counsel to ask him questions. Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health, his lawyer said. Certainly, replied the farmer. After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. What the hell would you have said to the crazy bastard?
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 14:21:46 +0000