A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, Boss, Ive got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling. What should I do? In the back of your truck theres a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush. The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush. So whats the problem now? his Boss snapped. The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 01:21:27 +0000
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