A female teacher,was having a problem with Akpors in her class of Jss3 class. Akpors said Mam, I should be in Ss1, im smarter than my sis & shes in the ss1 class. The Mam {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took Akpors 2 the Principals office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Akpors with some questions that a Jss3 student should know. Principal: Whats 3 ^ 3? Akpors: 27 Principal: 6/6*0? Akpors: 0 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions & Akpors got them right. The Principal then asked Mam 2 send Akpors to Ss1 class. Mam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Mam: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of? Akpors: Legs Mam: Whats in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Akpors: Pockets Mam: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpors: Coconut Mam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principals eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Akpors: Bubble Gum Mam: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Akpors: Tent The principal was looking restless Mam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when ure bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Akpors: Wedding Ring Mam: I come in many sizes. When Ïm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good? Akpors: Nose Mam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Akpors: Arrow Mam: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, uve 2 use ur hand? Akpors: Fork Mam: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Akpors: Surname Mam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Akpors: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- Send Akpors 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! one word for Akpors
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 20:29:13 +0000
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