A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade,Ïm smarter than my sis & shes in the 4th grade. The Teacher had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principals office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: Whats 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right. The Principal then asked Mam 2 send the boy 2 4th grade. Mam decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Mam: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ïve only 2 of? Boy: Legs Mam: Whats in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets Mam: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Mam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principals eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum Mam: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless Mam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when ure bored. The best man always has me 1st, what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring Mam: I come in many sizes. When Ïm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Boy: Nose Mam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow Mam: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, uve 2 use ur hand? Boy:Fork Mam: Whats it that all men have,its longer in some men than others,the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname Mam: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 12:23:42 +0000
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