A female teacher was having problems with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy kept saying, teacher, I should be in 4th grade, Im smarter than my sister & she is in the 4th grade. The teacher had heard enough of his complains & took the boy to the Principal s office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. PRINCIPAL: Whats 3+3? BOY: 6 PRINCIPAL: 6+6? BOY: 12 & so on..!! The Principal asked the boy many questions & the boy got them right. The Principal then asked teacher to send the boy to 4th grade. The teacher decided to ask some more questions & the Principal Agreed. TEACHER: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of? BOY: Legs. TEACHER: Whats in your pants that you have but I dont have? BOY: Pockets TEACHER: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? BOY: Coconut. TEACHER: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft&sticky? *The principal s eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge..* BOY: Bubble Gum. TEACHER: you stick ur poles inside me. you tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? BOY: Tent. *The principal was looking restless* TEACHER: A finger goes in me. you fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? BOY: Wedding Ring TEACHER: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? BOY: Nose. TEACHER: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver? BOY: Arrow. TEACHER: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, youve 2 use ur hand? BOY: Fork TEACHER: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? BOY: Surname. TEACHER: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love?? BOY: Heart. -The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher: Send the boy to University , I got the last 10 questions wrong myself !!!! good morning world
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 05:34:11 +0000
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