A few things I have noticed the past few days in my household: ---I am not allowed to bend whatsoever--nadda. Why is it all of the sudden every time I have to use the restroom, the toilet seat is down? I have been married 15 years and the seat was NEVER placed down after use. Well played Lockwood family, well played. ---My kids argue with each other just precisely out of my reach range. They do this on purpose because they know they have at least a good 10 minute head start. ---Eralyn can tuck me in like no other. I think it is payback for all the swaddling I did when she was a baby. She kisses me on the cheek and tells me to rest. Then proceeds to go torment her sisters. ---You really have no idea how much you use your back muscles to do simple things like: turn on the faucet, reach for the knobs on the back of the stove, open the refrigerator, stand up or sit down, lift the lid to the toilet seat. ---You learn to get really good at plié squats after surgery. I am going to have the STRONGEST inner thighs ever in these next few weeks. Those really will come in handy. ;) ---I can put my socks on a little more human like now a days! ---I have feeling in my left leg and foot. It is almost like it shocks me every now and then to say, hey-whats up......just want to remind you that you can feel me now!! ---I have been free of medication for over 48 hours. The pain is so very minimal to what I was feeling pre-surgery. Maybe now I can stop these eyes from sporadic watering and driving my husband to drink. ;) ---Here is a gross one, so I apologize. I GET TO TAKE A FREAKING SHOWER TODAY!!!!! YEAH BUDDY, GET THESE KIDS ON THE BUS SO MOMMA CAN DO THIS!!! 3 days is ENTIRELY TO LONG.....I dont care who you are.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 10:30:07 +0000
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