A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled DADDY IS HOME? by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL: I dont have that one... may be you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, dont forget to give him the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dining titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka. FREE to SHARE ***************** Theres no safety outside of God. Send your Press Release/Articles to: [email protected] Advertise your product with us: [email protected] Read daily news&story at nigeriacamera.net/
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 11:07:10 +0000