A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled DADDY IS AT HOME? by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL: I dont have that one but may be you should take the other one titled UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES while coming to school GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titledI WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: Okay dont forget to give him the one on the table titled I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 18:57:23 +0000
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