A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming - TopicsExpress



          

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? he asks. Im having a heart attack! cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Teds hiding in your closet, and hes got no clothes on! He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor. You bastard, says the husband. My wife is having a heart attack, and youre running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 12:09:02 +0000

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