****A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Catholic Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments. He hears a priest come in: Father, forgive me for its been a very long time since Ive been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be. The priest replies, Get out, you idiot. Youre on my side.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 12:57:12 +0000
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