A guy went to play golf. He asked for a caddy to help him. Sorry, - TopicsExpress



          

A guy went to play golf. He asked for a caddy to help him. Sorry, all our caddies are busy, however we have 8 robot caddies. If you will use one, I will pay for your golf if you tell me how it did. OK. 1st hole...he pulls out a driver and the robot caddy says. WAIT! Way to much club use your 3 wood. He does and puts the ball 10 feet from the green. WOW! The whole game goes that way. Next week...hes back again. Robot caddy please. Sorry, we had to stop using them. Too many complaints. But they were great. Why? Golfers were complaining that their shiny metal reflected the sun and blinded them. Why didnt you paint them black? We did and 4 didnt show up for work...2 applied for welfare...1 was drunk and the other robbed the pro shop....
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 23:30:53 +0000

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