A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads Lose weight with pleasure. Only $100 a kilogram. Call (1800) 555-0238 and decides to make the call. The operator asks, How much weight do you want to lose? 2 Kilogram, he replies. We’ll have a representative over in the morning, says the operator. About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, she let him catches her. After they make love, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 2 kilograms! That night he calls the number again and says, I want to lose 5 kilograms. We’ll send someone over. The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 5 kilograms! That night he calls and says, I want to lose 10 kilograms! Ten kilograms? the operator asks. That’s an awful lot. The man replies, Listen, just take care of it! About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 10:26:25 +0000
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