A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Dont you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldnt you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, okay, Id get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, its a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would you give her my jewelry? HUSBAND: No, Im sure shed want her own. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, shes left-handed. WIFE: silence
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 08:08:55 +0000
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