A husband is at home watching the football when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now”. He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the lights, now? Does it look like I have ‘Electrician’ written on my forehead? I dont think so”. Fine, then the wife says, “Well then, could you fix the fridge door, it wont close right?” To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Refrigeration Engineer’ written on my forehead? I dont think”. “So fine” she says,“Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door, they’re about to break?” “Look, I’ve had enough of this, does it say “Building Contractor” on my forehead? No! I didn’t think so. I’ll tell you what I am going to do, I’m going to the pub to watch this football match in peace”. So a few hours and a couple of drinks later he returns home. He notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working again. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed. “Honey” he asks “Howd all this stuff get fixed?”. She said “Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong He offered to do all the repairs, and since you didn’t leave me any money all I could do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake. He said “So what kind of cake did you bake him?” She replied “Hellooooo. Do you see “Mr Kipling” written on my forehead? I dont think so!”
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 23:43:03 +0000
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