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A husband went to the sheriffs department to report that his wife was missing: Husband - Ive lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant - What is her height? Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall. Sergeant - Build? Husband - Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant - Color of eyes? Husband - Never noticed. Sergeant - Color of hair? Husband - Changes a couple times a year, maybe red. Sergeant - What was she wearing? Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I dont remember exactly. Sergeant - Did she go in a car? Husband - No, she went in my truck. Sergeant - What kind of truck was it? Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried. Sergeant - Dont worry, Bubba. Well find your truck.

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