A jamaican at the gates of heaven... St Peter: you have to answer - TopicsExpress



          

A jamaican at the gates of heaven... St Peter: you have to answer 3 ques b4 i let you in... Jamaican: no prob skippah!! St Peter: which 2 days of the week begin with the letter t? Jamaican: today and tomorrow St Peter: well, that wasnt quite the answer i was looking for but i give the second ques. How many seconds in a year? Jamaican: twelve St Peter: how did you arrive at that number? Jamaican: easy man 2nd of Jan 2nd of Feb 2nd Mar...etc by now St Peter is getting exasperated with this man...St Peter: final ques now, what is the name of Our Lord and Savior? Jamaican: Andy... St Peter: Andy?! Andy?! Where did you learn that? Jamaican: in church man! Everytime me go fi church me hear dem sing Andy walks wit me Andy talks wit me Andy tells me he love me...
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 02:49:56 +0000

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