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A judge asks a defendant to please stand. You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw. From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, You lying b*stard! Silence in the court! The judge turns to the defendant again and says, You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel. You t*ghtwad! blurts the spectator. Quiet! yelled the judge. You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill. You cheap son of a... the spectator starts to shout. The judge thunders back, I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts? Ive lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?

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