A lawyer boards his flight and finds his isle seat. The window and center seats are occupied by doctors. As the attorney gets comfortable he kicks his shoes off. Just then the doc next to the window decides that he wants a drink. The lawyer says, “Just relax no point in all of us moving. I’ll get it for you.” The lawyer gets up to see about retrieving a drink for the doc and comes back with one. While he was gone the doc spit in one of his shoes. The doc in the center seat thought it was such a good idea that he says, “you know I could use a drink too.” So the lawyer gets up to get him one as well. While he was gone the second time, the doc in the center seat spits in his other shoe.” Both docs commented on how good their drinks were and thanked the lawyer for retrieving them. As the plane was starting it decent to land the lawyer puts his shoes back on and realizes what has happened. The lawyer says, “When is all this animosity between our two professions going to come to an end? It’s despicable, the suing, the slander, the bickering, spitting in shoes and pissing in drinks has got to come to an end.”
Posted on: Sat, 27 Jul 2013 09:18:10 +0000
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