A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle; Im still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if youve been married ten times? Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said hed look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didnt know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him! ...But now that Ive married you, Im really excited! Good, said the lawyer, but, why? Duh; youre a lawyer. This time I know Im gonna get screwed!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 07:38:12 +0000
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