“A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, Im still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if youve been married ten times? Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said hed look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldnt get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didnt know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that Ive married you, Im really excited! Good, said the new husband, but, why? Youre a lawyer. This time I know Im going to get really screwed!”
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 19:00:00 +0000
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