A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. Go away! said the old lady. I havent got any money! and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. Dont be too hasty! he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of dog shit onto her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, Well I hope youve got a darn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 22:38:23 +0000
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