A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. Go away! said the old lady. I havent got any money! As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open. Dont be too hasty! he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, maam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, Well I hope youve got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 07:00:01 +0000
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