A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large > > plastic garbage bags behind her. > > One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill > > fell out onto the sidewalk. > > > > Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there > > are $20 bills falling out of that bag. > > > > Oh, really? Darn it! said the little old lady. Id better go > > back and see if I can find them. > > Thanks for telling me officer.” > > > > Well, now, not so fast, said the cop. > > “Where did you get all that money? You didnt steal it, did you? > > > > Oh, no, no, said the old lady. You see, my back yard is right > > next to a Golf course. > > A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, > > right into my flower garden. > > It used to really tick me off. > > Kills the flowers, you know. > > Then I thought, why not make the best of it?” > > So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, > > with my hedge clippers. > > Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise > > him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! > > Give me $20, or off it comes. > > > > Well, that seems only fair, > > said the cop, laughing. > > OK. Good luck! > > Oh, by the way, whats in the other bag? > > > > The old lady said: Not everybody pays.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 02:53:43 +0000
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