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A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor, Child should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says: What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine’s or mine?
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 12:14:49 +0000

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