A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped. “After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle named Paul!” “Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.” Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do, put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.” “Ok daddy just a minute....” A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “Done it daddy. ”What happened honey?” “Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming, tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.” “What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool,but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.” After a really long pause this time... Daddy says,“Swimming pool??? but we dont have a swimming pool! Hold on, is this 070 386-5731 Akpos residence? No,this is 070 386-5713 Rukewe Residence. “Sorry wrong number....!!!!” For more hilarious jokes, news updates, inspirational, motivational and success piece of lines, hook ups, lovelife advice, please click here Lovelife and hook up in Nigeria a new page will display, click like on the new page to join us. *THERE IS NO PRINCE LIKE ME* YALL BE BLESSED. PEACE AND GRACE!!! #PRINCE_PEC_BLING STILL YOUR GOLDENGUY=>THE PEOPLES PRINCE
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