A man came home from work early one day and when he walked thru the door he saw his wifes suitcase sitting on the floor. His wife comes out of the bedroom and is surprised to see him standing there. The man asked her just what was going on. She looked him right in the eyes and said Im moving to Las Vegas, Im leaving you! He says What do you mean youre leaving me and moving to Las Vegas?! She says to him Well I was watching the television today and I saw that I can get $400 for what I have been giving you for free! The man looked at her and said Hold on just a few minutes and I will pack my bag and go with you. She said Why would you want to go with me? He said Because I want to see you live on $800 a year!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 12:41:01 +0000
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